Living in the Fast Lane

 As of today I can officially count how many days I have left in Germany on my fingers and toes. That means I have to actually go home. It's real.

 Stupid reality ruining all my fun.

I want to be like the business man at the end of that video, gripping the sides of the slide and, as I like to pretend, trying to slow down life and enjoy that precise second. He's probably just trying to preserve his suit, but you know what, we can dream.

To savor Germany I, and the other exchange students here, would recommend:
- Eat as much ice cream as you can. They have a bah-gillion flavors including but not limited to Nutella, Gummi Bear, and Mozart.
- Eat a fresh baked brezel with butter in the morning to start your day and then work up to a Hefe-Weizen for lunch.
Anyone else noticing a trend here? ...I like food.
- Hit up a soccer game and get really, really into it. Even if you could not care a bit less.
- Get fancy at an opera. How often do you get that chance?
- Go naked spa or go home.
You can do all the other touristy stuff too, but just remember to enjoy it. Sorry it's quick. Gotta get some sleep before my last real class of the summer.