Done! ...with Avengance

Today I am invincible! Finally am I finished with all of my referats.  For the rest of the summer semester I can sit back, relax, enjoy the rest of the show because as of this morning I no longer need to worry about teaching my class about stereotypes, or Clemens Meyers, or assisted suicide in Switzerland. (Yeah, that last one was a doozy of a topic.) I am free! Did I also mention that today also begins the week-long Pfingstenferien? That's right. A week off for Pentacost!

At this point in my blog post I was prepared to tack in a picture of me jubilantly jumping into the air with the torn bits of my speeches fluttering down around me. I took the picture too, I just forgot the camera and am therefore much too lazy to worry about going and getting it before I post this. So, everyone, please just mental picture that.

The freedom of this is only topped by what I found in my e-mail this morning. Summed up, it seems that hell hath no wrath like a mama bear.

To prove my point, give one off-hand comment to your mom about how you can't get into a bathroom and this is what you'll get back:
      "About the bath room situation.  Pound on the door and say I need to use the bathroom.  If that doesn't solve the problem pee in her paperbasket."

That is the answer, my dear friends, to all of your personal problems. Don't politely ask her to shorten her bathroom excursions, just go straight ahead and  pee in her paperbasket. You can all stop wondering about where I get my awesome from. I found the source.

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Thanks for the questions, now I'll gladly answer:

 1. How did you get to be so awesome?
At the ripe age of four, I already knew that wrinkle-free socks and bathing suits were the superior clothing line, and that all cemented the fact when I learned that you cannot spell 'awesome' without 'me'. From there on out it was a lot of hard work and daily meditation. (That and possibly a godmother who told the best stories about karate-chopping Grandmothers. Heee-ya!)
 
2. Have you ever considered writing a how to book on being awesome?
Of course. But too soon I realized it would become adapted for a straight to DVD movie or aired on the Lifetime Channel and I didn't want to deal with all the legal struggle.

3. Could you possibly bottle your awesomeness and sell some to those of us who are, well, less awesome?
I'm glad you asked. I'm currently working on a fragrance line with Christian Dior. It's to be called , "Eu de Sonnybrooke Farms" or something haughty like that. I haven't quite decided. What I do know is that it's set to premiere in mid-September. I'll keep you updated.