Bathroom Wars

Reality shows are based (somewhat) on a kernel of reality, yes? Then it's only time before MTV gets their crews in here to film my bathroom. Have you seen what they'll put on?

If he can have one, then anyone can.

After they run out of ideas they can go ahead and head into the depths of my bathroom to film the rat race going on in there. It's a cruddy little cement block of a windowless room that kind of smells like...well, a bathroom, but you get my idea. But when I have to resort to going into another dorm to use a bathroom because my roommate and her boyfriend live inside of it, I think it's a little ridiculous.
That could be the plot: Everyone lives in the bathroom and the first one to actually use it for bathroom purposes wins! Then they get to leave and go on with their life.

Last night, I walked into my apartment and the bathroom door is closed. I was tired, so instead of waiting I just took my contacts out in my room, flossed my teeth in my room and went to bed. They came out of the bathroom almost an hour later. This morning, woke up and of course the first thing you have to do is go to the bathroom. Like my bladder was about to explode. It is about to explode. Present tense. They're still in there. It's been almost two hours. That's not even the worst part. The worst part is this is a daily occurrence, and maybe the fact I'm too much of a wuss to actually say something to her about it.

I know, I know. Not the most provocative blog entry ever done, but when you write about daily life long enough, you hit the life part of it. Welcome to my life.

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Seeing as how I really need to pee but keep writing to distract myself, I thought it'd be an idea if you guys could toss out a couple of questions to me. Anything at all about life in Germany, life at all, how awesome I am, take your pick.
Because right now the craziest thing that has happened lately was our attempt to go to a booked ballet. That just resulted in walking around Stuttgart drinking milkshakes and watching fire performers for a couple of hours. In formal attire.