I have a chocolate stash.
Not just a stash. A secret stash. No one who lives with me knows where it's at and I only take it out when I need it. (Watching a tv show counts as an emergency.)
Every lady has a confidential fix of chocolate. Not a big deal, right?
No, huge deal. Gigantic deal. Blue whale-sized deal. Not only have I begun to hide my chocolate. Reaching for my delicious grocery bag of goodies today, a lightning bolt of realization struck me. I stood still, thought about it and confirmed it:
I hide my chocolate in the exact same place my mother hides her chocolate.
Dear Lord, what is happening to me...
Hey Debbie she's got MINT M&M's in her stash I know because I gave them to her; do you have M&M's too?
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