Bruno Mars Can Read Minds!

I own a Snuggy.
I can't remember the last time I combed my hair.
I finished p90x last year while messing around getting a college degree, and yes I'm really proud of that.

 So honestly, apart from a few groping related items (What exactly do guys accomplish shoving their hand down their pants?),  I felt like this song was made for me. Too bad I'm going to spend the rest of my day at a water park.  More on that after, I suppose.

Bis spater!