Dear Robitussin,

I am writing concerning the size of your bottles. They are too small. Over the course of two sleepless nights I have managed to finish one to know avail of diminishing my cold symptoms. Your labels promise effective cold relief and you do, for the span of three short hours, which is a bummer to anyone that may want to sleep longer than two hours and forty-five minutes in a stretch of time.

I have exams this week, one tonight, and can count the number of hours of sleep I've had in the last three days on one hand. However, my tissue expenditures are through the roof and still counting.

I realize you cannot do anything for the wear and tear on my nostrils, which currently are cracked and fissured to the point that the even sight of a tissue is painful, but for heaven's sake, PLEASE put more of your remedy into the bottles you sell. It's imperative I not fail these tests.

Yours,
Rebecca


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Side note: I would like to publicly thank Connie L. for one of the best graduation gifts I received. Remember that giant pink tote you filled with basic medicine cabinet stuff? (ie cough drops, bandages, Robitussim?) Best idea ever.